I need a wife

My life is crazy.

I want a wife.

Someone to clean my house to perfection.

Someone to take care of and love my kids while I'm at work.

Someone to pay my bills and organize my schedule for me.

Someone to wash my clothes.

And someone to pull my shoes off and rub my aching feet at the end of the end of a long day.

Ahhh... Yes, I need a wife.